Reality Show Review

The Bachelor-Episode 2

One thing is for sure. The girls are crazy nuts. Except Ali, who I like. She was the blond wearing the yellow dress that flew "on the wings of love" with Jake.

The date started with a bad boy motorcycle ride through the California hills, which P.S. Ali is wearing a short dress and straddling the bike, and Jake. I'm no prude, but I always think about that when the girls are wearing dresses. It's like, don't mind me, my crotch will just be pressed against your low back and I don't even know your mother's name yet. That's neither here nor there, just a little gem for you to linger on.

So then they get in the small prop plane and about 3 minutes into the flight they start playing the song On the Wings of Love. The real song, the one by Jeffrey Osbourne. Listen to it here if you'd like your ears to bleed. That guy probably hasn't received a dime for years and now all the sudden he's hit it big because of ABC's royalty payouts.

Then Ali and Jake share a top down car ride, romantic dinner then a private concert by Chicago. I really hope she knows who that band even is. I love Chicago, but seeing those old guys up on stage makes me wonder if Chicago contacted the show, or if the show contacted Chicago.

Next up, group date at 6 flags where one of the girls says "Jake just looks soooo hot flipping around on those rides." I can't remember when ANYONE looked good, let alone HOT riding a roller coaster. Nothing is more flattering than 6 g's doing a number on your face.

Kind of like this guy.

At this point when Chris Harrison says something like "the most dramatic rose ceremony ever" it's sort of like white noise. It's the boy who cried wolf. Yeah yeah Chris, real dramatic. This time though, he wasn't lying. One of the girls ended up having an "inappropriate relationship with one of the staffers." They kicked her off the show and fired the guy who was getting some strange on the side. All of the other girls were crying when they found out. Ohhh, poor Jake...why would anyone do that...that's so horrible. Buck up girls, there's one less girl in the house. You should be having a toast, not crying! That's part of the reason I like Ali (yellow dress girl) because she said, hey that's one less girl we have to compete with. She said this while wiping tears, but whatever.

All in all-Good episode.

See you back here next week.